my brother just shoved his ass against my closed door and farted so freaking loud it like mY FUCKING DOOR SHOOK I AM SCREAMING
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if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(Source: titleamore)
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What I actually say:
I find serial killers interesting.
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What other people hear:
I am a serial killer.
If looks could kill
can i still be punk if i’ve been crying for four straight hours
Libby Cooper may have a little too much time on her hands.
you may be the
but i am the
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
Oh God
(Source: brendonboredurie)
(Source: justylove23)
